My mother always made a big scene when the Thanksgiving turkey came out of the oven.

Swipe left. If my carrots were on the dating app Tinder, a potential suitor might quickly swipe left to move on to another photo.

Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the sunnyside.

I am out of soap.

This plant has some seeing red, while others see fantastic fall foliage.

Linus Van Pelt, of Peanuts cartoon fame, made this savvy observation: “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.”