<p>Grading on an academic A to F scale, Joe Farina posts video food reviews on his Facebook page under the heading To Go with Joe.</p>
Joe Farina talks with his mouth full. He eats in his car. If a sandwich doesn’t meet his expectations, he tosses it out the window. Mr. Farina may not a not be a traditional food reviewer, but he does have the most important credential.
“I’m a big eater,” he said. “A glutton. A big fan of eating food for a long time.”
Grading on an academic A to F scale, Mr. Farina posts video food reviews on his Facebook page under the heading To Go with Joe. He’s reviewed everywhere from Cumberland Farms (D grade) to La Choza (B grade) to Woodland Variety and Grill (A grade).
He sees himself not as a food critic, but as a customer. Portion size, flavor and value dominate his interests, but not always in that order. His blue collar approach to evaluating food is clear in his reviews. In one video, he reviews a jerk pork plate from The Food Truck.
“Yeah even the rice has flavor,” he says in the video. “I can’t describe it but there’s definitely some flavor in this rice. It’s not the stuff you put in the microwave like some places do.”
The casual approach is because Mr. Farina is not overly serious about critiquing food; the food is really a tool for comedy.
“People thought I was serious, but it’s more about it being fun,” Mr. Farina said.
However, all of his opinions are honest reactions to the food. Though he plans where to go ahead of time and often previews the menu, Mr. Farina enters each review with an open mind, forming his thoughts on the fly as he chews. The whole process is usually done in one take.
“Once the food’s open, I can’t mess up,” Mr. Farina said. “I can’t go back and re-open it.”
His set up is simple. A silver Jeep, a Cannon DSLR, a fish-eye lens, a bottle of ginger ale to prop up the lens and a parking lot. He eats in his front seat and talks into the camera. Occasionally he gets strange looks from passersby, but he’s become adept at ignoring them.
The idea for filmed food reviews came to Mr. Farina when he noticed that sandwiches across the Island varied in quality but all cost about $10. He thought it would be funny to film himself while he ate. He admits he’s a messy eater.
Mr. Farina has lived on the Vineyard for about seven years. Though his day job is as a property manager, he has experience editing, producing and acting in videos. One of his other Vineyard film projects is All Downhill From Here with Brooke and Lynne Adams.
Mr. Farina teamed up with Lucas Pisano to produce the To Go With Joe videos. As the series has evolved, they’ve added in more freeze frames and cuts to movie scenes. During the reviews, Mr. Farina focuses on self-deprecating humor rather than making fun of the food.
“I was never out to get anyone,” he explained. But the lightheartedness of the series does not stop him from an honest response.
When Mr. Farina goes off-Island, his reviews travel with him. Raised in New Jersey in an Italian-German family, Mr. Farina feels particularly qualified to judge chicken Parmesan, cheese steaks and pizza. And he’s not susceptible to nostalgia or nepotism. In one video, reviewing a childhood favorite sandwich shop, he tossed the sandwich out the window after discovering the portion of meat seemed to have been reduced from his youth. In another review, he exposes a cheese steak shop that stopped using a much-loved roll.
Looking ahead, Mr. Farina hopes to invite chefs into his car with him for the reviews. He thinks he will be able to remain unbiased.
“That will be tough, but you have to do it,” he said. “You have to give an honest reaction. But I don’t want to turn it into Fist-Fighting in the Car with Joe.”
He’s already had some experience facing his subjects after a less than stellar grade.
“If you give someone a bad review, you’re going to run into them at some point,” he said.
After reviewing a sandwich from Cumberland Farms, the company’s public relations team reached out to ask if he’d like to talk with their marketing team. He said he’d prefer to speak with the sandwich making department.
While he’s ready to point out when a sandwich would benefit from more meat or if the pizza crust tastes like cardboard, Mr. Farina doesn’t claim to be able to make food better than any place he reviews. In fact, he said he can only cook enough to survive. But maybe that’s why he should be trusted.
“I’m never a producer of food, just a consumer,” he said. “My interest is eating it, that’s it.”
To see more reviews visit facebook.com/MVFoodReview.

Comments
A DISGRACE to the vineyard, a
Jim F. EdgartownA DISGRACE to the vineyard, a complete flash-in-the-pan reality star wannabe. Anthony Bordain wannabe. Why would he litter an island? Mr Farina is a fast follower and the joke of the island.
Wow, I would see your
Don EdgartownWow, I would see your attitude is what is littering the island. Have you even watched one of the videos?
Jim, sorry you feel that way.
Joe Farina Vineyard HavenJim, sorry you feel that way...I just wanted to explain that I don't actually litter. It's just for show. Thanks. -Joe
Hey Jim, why don't you put
Luke PisanoHey Jim, why don't you put your full name on this and stand behind your comments?
Dumb.
Charlie EdgartownDumb.
Joe knows his food very well.
Barry OBoyle Hamilton NJJoe knows his food very well.
If he says its good you can take it to the bank
"He said he’d prefer to speak
skip OB"He said he’d prefer to speak with the sandwich making department."; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant. thanks
Joe could take a useful shot
walter marlowe London / East ChopJoe could take a useful shot at some of the pretentious and over priced restaurants on MV - forget about sandwiches and pizza, review some of the restaurants where the menu with its endless list of ingredient origins takes longer to read than to eatwalt
I plan on it this summer.
Joe Farina Vineyard HavenI plan on it this summer. Thank You.
This is such a well written
Mark cuane EdgartownThis is such a well written article. Made me check this site out. Thanks! Great paper.
Lighten up y"all. This bit of
Amanda Huggenkisz Oak BluffsLighten up y"all. This bit of comedy has been on you tube fo'ever.I do believe it's called freedom of speech?
This is great! Terrific idea
Islander MVThis is great! Terrific idea and much appreciated. Hope someone finds a way to honestly curate the island art scene next.
These reviews are fun and
Pat W. West TisburyThese reviews are fun and quirky with some solid info....like ratio of chicken to bread, is lettuce crunchy?, pizza crust thick or thin. So many locals eat in the car, on the run....it's neat that Joe does the same. Could use a little extra detail on the food, maybe two or three sandwiches or dishes at a given eatery. This is a good opportunity to get straightforward honest info on down to earth food that we all can afford!
"Even The Rice Has Flavor"
tom kent chappy"Even The Rice Has Flavor" Wait till Joe taste ours this summer Vera Cruz Dirty Rice
invented at The Chappy Kitchen Tom Kent chief foodie
Joe, I find you thoroughly
Chris Huff West TisburyJoe, I find you thoroughly entertaining and quite informative. Keep it up! You're on to something.
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