Jane Seagrave

Fawn on the Roof, Rib Eye on the Dash, and a Man Named Jay

I picked up a hitchhiker last Friday morning while driving down my extremely long dirt road. His name was Jay.

I picked up a hitchhiker last Friday morning while driving down my extremely long dirt road. It was the first time I have seen someone thumbing it on a dirt road that was more than a mile long. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage and had an obvious limp. His name was Jay.

Jay is a fisherman and was walking towards the ocean but needed to get to the main road, which was in the opposite direction. He had been fishing for monkfish, cod and skate for the last three days on a boat out of Menemsha. Jay had been staying at his captain’s house, located on the same road that I live on. After three days on the open ocean the captain had gone to see his girlfriend and never returned.

It was 9:15 a.m. and I was headed to the boat with a few errands to run on the way. Jay was a decade older than me and hurt his knee the week before by riding a bicycle — a pastime he had taken up only after his drivers license was suspended. Jay was recently caught in a storm offshore that made for what he called a “confused sea” and his boat was continually submerged under giant waves. Then he went for a bike ride and now he limps.

Jay needed to get to the mainland and asked for a ride to the nearest road. At this point he would have no shot at catching the 9:30 a.m. boat and I was headed to the 10:45 a.m. ferry, making my way to New York city in my sister’s car. Her car is much nicer than mine. Jay told me he was headed to Tiverton, R.I., then he said maybe New Bedford was better and he finally settled on Providence. I would be passing by Providence so I offered him a ride the whole way. Jay bought me coffee. I saved him $35.50 by helping him forgo a passenger ticket on the ferry and a bus ticket from Woods Hole. In return I asked him to help me with a few chores before heading down-Island. He agreed, so we headed to the farm.

I cleaned my rabbits’ water bowls while he fed them. Jay’s father kept rabbits, as many Portuguese Americans did, and he had fond memories of them from his childhood. I gave my grandmother a dozen eggs because their healthy cholesterol helps keep her going strong. Her age is three digits in length.

The next task was to tie a deer to the roof of the car. We both agreed that there must be something illegal about transporting a deer over state lines, but neither of us knew what the charge might be. Jay had been to jail before. I have not.

We wrapped the deer, a fawn, which a friend estimated was three months old in burlap hoping the disguise would look like a rug. Instead, it looked a dead animal wrapped in an old piece of used burlap with two hooves sticking out. Jay tied the knot by standing on a saw horse next to the car. He was a better knot tier than I am because he is a fisherman and I am a farmer.

I had hit the deer while driving the same car three days earlier. I was on the phone with a friend in California. We had been talking wine pairings while in the process of planning a meal in February that would highlight his wine from Sonoma and food from this Island. The conversation was not going well then I hit the fawn. The deer was injured and wanted to die, which it did in my arms as I patted the back of its soft neck. I borrowed a rope from a friend down the street and hung the deer for a few cold days. I won’t return the rope.

With the deer secured on the roof, we headed to my cousins so I could pack some dinner with me. Jay met some live pigs there, which are very sweet tempered, and a pet peacock, which is very mean. I settled on a rib eye which I defrosted on my dashboard while driving down 95 South.

We made the 10:45 a.m. boat with ample time to spare, and once the boat pushed off Jay went outside and leaned on the railing and looked out to sea. He was more comfortable at sea than on land.

I wonder what it looks like at sea, when you can’t see land in any direction and it’s snowing out. That must be beautiful.

Later that evening I shared the meat in a Greenwich Village apartment, forgoing utensils in favor of our hands. We licked our fingers clean afterwards while enjoying some oysters from Rhode Island in Jay’s honor, a few hours after dropping him at the Seaplane Diner in Providence.

Gazette contributor Chris Fischer lives in Chilmark where he operates Beetlebung Farm. His book, The Beetlebung Farm Cookbook, came out last year.

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 05:12

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Val Bates Edinburgh, Scotland

I was limping towards the boat after the Cross Island Hike quite a few years ago and obviously struggling. A truck slowed and a voice said, ' You like a woman who needs a ride'. The very kind gent dropped me near the terminal. Spirit of the Vineyard I grew to love. Eternally grateful. xx

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 07:57

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Interesting Oak Bluffs

Sounds like you have the makings of a great movie/book if you add a few more obstacles and Jay's questionable past and the authorities are after him for a crime he did not commit which you help him solve.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 09:20

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Roz Glazer New York City

Your writing is like silk, Chris. It's like a cozy cup of strong coffee in front of a fire and moves along at a comfortable pace. I always learn a few new things as well and love that your stopped at your grandmother's to give her some fresh eggs that were laid by hens who aren't prisoners. See you in early spring.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 10:34

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Aela Vineyard Haven

What a lovely story. It encompasses so many aspects about what makes our Island so magical. Such spirit, all around.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 10:59

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Toni Kauffman Burlington NJ

What a wonderful story! How rare it is today for anyone to pick up a stranger, much less spend an entire day, spend a few dollars and travel from place to place with someone with a questionable and colorful background. Your kindness and compassion are an example for us all.
Brings to mind the Good Samaritan; Luke 10:27-37
I applaud you! May you be blessed all the days of your life for loving your neighbor as yourself.

Toni Kauffman Burlington NJ

HA! I do live across the pond for now! I am semi-retired and striving to join your community, which I have come to love! I was inducted into the Polar Bear organization last summer and have made many friends over the last 7 years of visiting the Island! Hopefully, 2016 will find me living and being a productive member of your wonderful community.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 23:51

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Joan Burden Vineyard Haven

I enjoyed reading this. I read a comment that accuses you of being a "fawn murderer". I don't think you are. Murder is with an intent to kill. I'm sure that wasn't your intent. Most people talk on their phones while driving. Maybe they should, maybe they shouldn't. Who am I to judge? You're a good writer. I'll watch for your commentary again.

Farmer5 Chilmark

"Maybe they should, maybe they shouldn't...." Really?!
Personally, I'm more concerned about defrosting the steak on the dashboard!

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/30/2016 - 09:04

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Terry Rawson Sarasota, FL

I had a nice hitchhike in the late 1960's. My wife took me to the ferry dock in Vineyard Haven one Sunday evening dressed casual, but businesslike. I walked around the cars in line for the ferry, looking for license plates from CT and states south that might be driving though Norwalk, CT on the Merritt Parkway. Pretty quickly I found a man who was willing to take me with him. We had a pleasant few hours and when we reached the parkway overpass of Silvermine Avenue in Norwalk, at about 11 PM, he stopped and let me out. I went down to the street and walked about a quarter mile home.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/30/2016 - 18:15

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Curious New York City

great story... but I have to ask, what did you do with the deer when you got to Greenwich Village?

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 01/31/2016 - 14:43

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Dee Ouchman Isles of Langerhans

Without getting a tag from the police you are in breaking the law. If you accidentally kill a deer you may keep it but only if it is reported and you get a tag.

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