When my mother was in her 60s she started wearing scarves. She didn’t buy many clothes and never really got into shoes, but the woman had a scarf for every occasion. I never saw her go out in public without one. One day I said, Mom what’s with the scarves? She said, oh I hate my neck.
When my mother was in her 60s she started wearing scarves. She didn’t buy many clothes and never really got into shoes, but the woman had a scarf for every occasion. I never saw her go out in public without one. One day I said, Mom what’s with the scarves? She said, oh I hate my neck.
Years and years later when I had reached about that same age, one of the young women who worked for me said, you know Nancy, I would never have known you were over 50 — except for your neck. That night I looked hard into the bathroom mirror. I keep the lighting low in my house so I couldn’t really see the details of my neck.
Then a few years ago, the late Nora Ephron wrote a best seller titled I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts About Being a Woman. I remember my first reaction was, it should be badly, the adverb, I feel badly about my neck. Not bad. (One of my favorite lines is don’t should on me, so who am I to should on this very funny and brilliant writer? Besides, titles don’t have to have perfect grammar.)
But the neck thing continued to niggle. I started to look at peoples’ necks.
And then recently, I was in a friend’s bathroom where the lights were bright and there was one of those magnifying mirrors. I have always joked about those mirrors — why would anyone want to see that much of a bad thing? But there I was and the temptation was too great. I pulled the thing out and did a thorough examination. Oh my God. There was only one word that came to mind. Poultry.
That night I said to my husband, what do you think of my neck?
Without skipping a beat, he said 16 million American children go to bed hungry every night. I thought maybe he hadn’t heard what I had said. My neck, I repeated a little louder. What do you think of my neck?
He continued: 15 million children die of starvation in the world every year. The polar ice caps are melting. Al Gore owns five huge houses, four and a half too many. We have 18 trident submarines that cost $3 billion each to build and each one carries 960 warheads . . . .
Okay, okay stop! I yelled. When I was in labor many years ago, he promptly forgot all the Lamaze training we had done together and instead of coaching me: breathe, breathe, breathe Nance, he said, if you think this hurts think of the guys coming back wounded from Viet Nam. If I hadn’t been concentrating so much on pushing, my baby would have been born fatherless. But this time the man is totally right. He has become my perspective guru. So I get it. My neck holds up my head, it wears a lovely necklace, it helps me swallow, it functions with or without a scarf and with sexy lighting it looks just fine.
So maybe I’ll write a book: “I feel lousy about the world but good about my neck.”
Nancy Slonim Aronie is the author of Writing from the Heart (Hyperion/Little Brown). She is a commentator for National Public Radio’s All Things Considered and founder of the Chilmark Writing Workshop.

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Great piece as usual, Nancy.
joan adibi pittsburgh, PAGreat piece as usual, Nancy. BUT scarves are great and they do dress up an outfit as well as cover your (our) aging necks! It is all relative and don't do it just to try to pretend you are someone other than yourself,a penchant you are not guilty of!
Lovely, Nance. And I'm
Alison Schoew Norfolk, VirginiaLovely, Nance. And I'm working on that acceptance, too -- but please let me share a story. One day, a colleague complimented me on a scarf that I'd thrown (rakishly, I thought) around my neck. I replied, "You know, I read an article recently that said that when you're feeling low, wear a colorful scarf, and people will think that YOU are as bright as IT is." She must've taken it to heart -- because, months later, she appeared at my office door, eyes squinchy and concerned: "You okay, Al? I noticed the scarf!" Ah, friends...
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